Anonymous asked: Do you own any ugly sweaters?
Yes, several. Princess Bubblegum gives them to me around this time each year. I still don’t understand why.
Anonymous asked: How do you make your butt look so good?
Healthy diet and exercise…what were you expecting?
meancloudman asked: are you and the clone of yourself -dating-??? can i come to the wedding???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
THIS. QUESTION. IS. COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, no, you may not come.
Anonymous asked: What do you and The other Lemongrab do together?
Everything. We have many common interests. We are both especially fond of collecting baseball gloves.
Anonymous asked: Can you explain your lemon-style? How is it different from candy-styles?
An excellent question, peasant.
Lemon-styles is lifestyle concept centred around minimizing physical contact, unless said contact is painful. Poking is excluded, however only the Earl may poke. Communication is standardized by giving orders and must either be offensive in content or shrill in pitch. No exceptions. Those who do not follow the principles of lemon-styles will be reconditioned until they obey.
Candy-styles, from what I have observed, is completely touchy-feely-centric. Apparently, you are supposed to speak with an infantile speech impediment and in a very soft and quiet tone. Candy-styles seems very….gentle, ugh! There’s also far too much touching! It’s gross!
Anonymous asked: Do you ever call the other Lemongrab by a nickname, or would that be unacceptable?
We’re both Lemongrab, so we just call each other by name. It’s not that confusing for us, so we don’t need to have different names or nicknames.
mysticalshamanjosh asked: Where'd you get dat soundsword yo
Princess Bubblegum made it for me when she created me.
Anonymous asked: What is more fun: watching people sleep, or reconditioning people?
That is a difficult question to answer. Hmm…watching the candy people sleep always works better. They’re more obedient.
